Why Russell Peters Is Great

BY: GURU JAY

Why Russell Peters Is Great

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Great comedy can bring people together. Some standups don't know how to relate to everyone. That's why you see instant backlash and isolated people at shows.

It is important to win the crowd over and get them on your side. Not everyone can do this effectively. Greatness takes time, dedication, and practice. The best in showbiz don't become famous overnight.

Russell Peters is one of the greats. He belongs in the best standup comedians conversation. You see Russell engages in risky behaviors and his audience loves him for that.

This comic will make fun of anybody. Hell, he'll even make fun of himself. When you're not afraid to tell jokes, you sell out crowds easier. Moreover, he tackles challenging subjects in a sarcastic manner.

Born in Toronto Canada, he qualifies as one of the funniest Canadians. Plus, his Indian background contributes a great deal to his material. You could compare him to Aziz Ansari but there is only one Russell Peters. Make no mistake, his style and delivery are unmistakeable.

Many of his jokes are unrepeatable, of course, because they are NSFW (Not Safe For Work). In other words, repeating his comedy at your job could get you fired. So, proceed with caution. Tread on thin ice if you don't want to offend anybody.

Everyone must know the importance of timing in standup comedy. Russell Peters delivers like Amazon, right on time. Right now is Russell Peters time to shine. The celebrity is singing You Are My Sunshine on his way to the bank. He has a lot to be happy about.

The 46-year-old is one of the highest paid comedians according to Forbes. He makes $21 million per year. That's almost as much as LeBron James' take home pay. I highly recommend watching his Almost Famous standup special. And I look forward to seeing his future work.

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Why Keira Knightley Is The Perfect Actress

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Why Keira Knightley Is The Perfect Actress

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Keira Knightley is one of my favorite actresses. I believe she is the best British entertainer right now. Moreover, her qualities as an actor are perfect. At 31, who has accomplished as much as this Hollywood star?

She poetically portrays characters on the silver screen. Also, nothing gets in the way of her delivering top notch results. Keira Knightley is known for superior performances. The Hollywood actress is laser focused in her films. You can easily see how her hard work pays dividends.

In my mind, Keira Knightley should sit next to Julia Roberts at the Academy Awards. Why don't I arrange the Oscars seating charts with Keira Knightley's Name between Roberts and mine?; that's just a suggestion. Like Brie Larson, she's one of the best actresses in showbiz. The red carpet was made for her footprints.

This phenomenal actress is one of the reasons I recommend Collateral Beauty. She helps bring the story to life as her character pulls off an amazing performance. I literally love Keira Knightley, who plays the abstract Love, in Collateral Beauty.

Additionally, she steals the spotlight from Benedict Cumberbatch in the Imitation Game. The wonderful thespian convinces the audience that her character, a cryptanalyst, helps save the world from destruction. Did you know that the movie is based on a true story?

As you can tell, Keira Knightley is everything you want in an actress. She has the look and style plus the talent minus the attitude. Sure, she seems a little sassy but that's how we like it, right? When you make it to the top, you're entitled to special privileges.

Knightley has earned significant star power by consistently shining throughout her illustrious career. She's earned endorsements by commanding attention to her cause. Through constant repetition and memorization, Keira Knightley became one of the highest paid and most in-demand actresses of all time. As far as I'm concerned, Keira Knightley is the perfect actress.

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How Incredible Is Melissa Benoist?

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How Incredible Is Melissa Benoist?

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We are reentering Supergirl season 2 and it's safe to say Melissa Benoist is still super. I began binge watching Supergirl this week. And I've concluded that Melissa Benoist was put on earth to become Kara Zor-El on television. How does she do it, episode after episode? She's absolutely incredible.

You can see the determination in her eyes. Melissa Benoist seeks glory as Supergirl. She belongs in the DC Comics. It is her destiny. No doubt Henry Cavill aka Superman is impressed by the former Glee star. Don't forget that she is a multi-talented celebrity.

The triple threat actress is best suited and well-equipped. In other words, Benoist is up for the challenge at hand. So prepare yourself for a wild ride. She'll flap her cape around and fly you high like a Boeing 777. Melissa is reaching new heights by the second.

It's amazing watching Melissa in action. Whatever she touches turns to gold. I'm looking forward to her future movies. Moreover, the Hollywood star deserves a pay raise.

She's in a similar position as Hilary Duff. All she needs is one big blockbuster or an Academy Award, and she's set for life. Supergirl has a shelf-life, but Melissa Benoist's name can go down in history.

Benoist digs deep down into the heart and soul of a character. You should check out her performance in Whiplash. Not only does she play a wonderful supporting actress, she's a terrific love interest.

Maybe, Supergirl could play Batman's lover now that the Batman v. Superman saga is completed. How's that for a script? Superman and Batman end up as brother-in-laws. You get my drift (they're family). Unfortunately, the likely ending scenario is like Scarface. Do you remember the scene when Al Pacino's character Tony Montana discovered his sister Gina in lingerie at his best friend's home? They had recently got married. That's a story for another day.

Anyway, I say all this to say Melissa Benoist is absolutely incredible.

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Who's Hotter Than Blake Lively?

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Who's Hotter Than Blake Lively?

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Hollywood has every star you could think of: from music, comedy, tv and of course movies. Being famous is harder than you think though. Entertainers are under enormous pressure to perform and exceed expectations. It's not enough to please fans anymore, you have to please producers and directors too.

Blake Lively is fastly becoming one of my favorite actresses. Can you believe the Age of Adaline actress is only 29 years old? But she has built the body of work of a 40 year old actor. Check out Blake Lively in my piece called 30 Hottest Hollywood Starlets Under 30.

It's only a matter of time before Blake Lively receives her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Celebrities like Lively walk on the red carpet for a living and receive star treatment. What is more, this celebrity can have anything she wants, all she needs to do is ask for it. You asked for it and that's why you're here.

Lively is in the process of becoming an exceptional A List actress. We're talking about the best in the business here. It wouldn't surprise if she is the highest paid actress pretty soon. She's already one of the hottest.

As you can see Blake Lively stays busy. The Gossip Girl cares about her reputation. Did you know she filmed 121 episodes in 6 seasons of Gossip Girl?

The celebrity is proof that when you play your cards right, nothing can go wrong. Everything goes as plan if you stick to the script and execute. Who's more in demand than Blake Lively right now?

The Shallows made $119 million at the box office. Cafe Society was a critical success. And All I See Is You should do well in theaters.

Moreover, she is a showbiz princess. Blake Lively is a joy to be around. The pleasant actress keeps a smile on her face no matter what. Who's hotter than Blake Lively?

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Why Natalie Portman Is Worth $1 Billion

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Why Natalie Portman Is Worth $1 Billion

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Actors come in many shapes, colors, and sizes. Natalie Portman is an actress of the finest variety. Standing 5'3”, the brunette is entering her prime earning years at age 35.

The Academy Award winning actress has a ton of earning power left still. Portman plays real life First Lady Kennedy in the Jackie movie. Moreover, you can expect a top notch performance from her in the Annihilation movie, which is currently in post-production. As long as the Hollywood star continues to make relevant films, she'll never be out of work. There's a reason this celebrity is always on the job.

Without question, screenwriters keep her in mind when developing their characters and plot. You can't tell me the Black Swan wasn't made especially for Natalie Portman. Her role in Thor was also noteworthy. The Thor movies have generated north of $1 billion thus far. You'll find Portman doesn't disappoint you at the box office or on the red carpet.

The celebrity is making strides toward perfection. Natalie Portman's career compares favorably to Katherine Hepburn. Natalie's name rivals Julia Roberts if you ask me. Any producer/director would love working with Portman because she's extremely talented. They would feel honored as well as lucky to have her.

Natalie Portman doesn't show any signs of slowing down. No doubt the Other Boleyn Girl taught Scarlett Johansson a few tricks. She's one of the best actresses because she's built a voluptuous body of work. Plus, the beautiful actress has been blessed with irresistible genes.

The Harvard educated thespian seized her opportunity to shine among the brightest stars. She's created a path of greatness. Portman paid the price of admission; and, that's why actresses such as Kristen Stewartare able to flourish.

Moviegoers expect the best from Natalie Portman movies. The Hollywood star delivers greatness to each scene. It's easy to see why Natalie Portman is worth $1 billion.

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Why Vin Diesel Is The Ultimate Actor

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Why Vin Diesel Is The Ultimate Actor

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After seeing the trailer for XXX: Return of Xander Cage I'm excited for the new year of movies. Vin Diesel has definitely took his precious time creating art and preparing for this role. I fully expect him to deliver a jaw dropping performance as Xander Cage. Aren't you going to appreciate every minute?

Vin Diesel does an excellent job reprising roles. For instance, the Fast and Furious franchise is built around Vin Diesel's Dom character. You see the actor has an impressive filmography beyond the action genre. Now, I'm not saying he's Morgan Freeman but he is the quintessential actor.

His performance in Babylon A D was one for the ages (no pun intended). Have you seen the Last Witch Hunter? The movie is unlike anything else Vin Diesel has done. And who can forget about Furious 7? When it was all said and done, Furious 7 grossed over $1.5 billion at the box office.

His signature style and iconic look play a distinct part in his appeal. On the one hand, there's something calm and soothing about the Hollywood star. On the other hand, there's something exhilarating and breathtaking about him. Plus, Vin Diesel executes assignments and takes on an amazing approach.

Did you know he is the most liked actor on Facebook? That's right. Vin Diesel has amassed over 100 million fans.

Clearly, he has a genuine personality off camera or the fans wouldn't love him so much. Vin Diesel is a likable guy. Can you picture playing on his basketball or volleyball team? The 6'0” celebrity appears to have a perfect body for sports. Let's go golfing with the celebrity.

Who wants to play a game of Texas Hold 'Em with Vin Diesel? You won't be able to read his face, no matter how hard you try. Chances are high that you'll lose every hand. Vin Diesel has proven he is the ultimate actor.

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Can Jason Derulo Compete With Chris Brown?

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Can Jason Derulo compete with Chris Brown?

Why isn't Jason Derulo a bigger name? Thankfully, New Year's Rockin' Eve has recognized his greatness. Jason Derulo and Panic! at the Disco are scheduled to perform on the annual special according to Billboard.

Now, maybe Jason Derulo isn't a bigger name because he hasn't dated Rihanna. Or you could say he isn't as talented as Chris Brown; but I don't think that's the case. I believe Jason is a bonafide entertainer, who doesn't rely on luck.

Although Derulo doesn't have as many collaborations with superstars like Chris Brown, he's still a superstar. The entertainment industry requires patience. What is more, greatness takes time to develop. In due time, Jason's name will light up in big words on Usher's level. You see his style and career compares favorably with Usher.

Jason Derulo already has a big name at 27 years old. And it's only going to get bigger in 2017. Landing a major contract deal with New Year's Rockin' Eve means the world, believe me.

I learned about Jason Derulo because I'm a huge Jordin Sparks fan. Now although their relationship didn't work out, I won't penalize Jason for it. You see, the entertainment business will break your heart if you let it. Celebrities date celebrities because coworkers date coworkers. And they breakup for the same reasons.

Everything is a learning process. And Jason Derulo has learned the definitions of patience and greatness. Every time, he takes the stage you'll notice the purpose in his eyes. Nothing about this guy is mediocre.

Moreover, the Want to Want Me singer is on every woman's Christmas list. You should see this singer rehearse. He sings with passion and that's the bottom line. Somebody told me if you do what you love to do, you will never work a day in your life. Jason Derulo is living the good life.

He can compete with Chris Brown or anybody for that matter.

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Why Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Is On Top Of The World

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2016 has been a great year for Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson so far. According to Forbes, he is the highest paid actor- racking in a grand total of $64.5 million. It sounds like he hit the jackpot, doesn't it? Plus, People magazine named him Sexiest Man Alive.

Right now, The Rock is on top of the world. His new movie Moana hits theaters on November 23^rd. Credit his “old” movie San Andreas for bringing home most of the bacon last year. Without a doubt, Dwayne Johnson shakes things up whenever possible and slices matters with his muscles for an added bonus.

He's capable of starring in action, drama, and comedy. Action movie Furious 7 is one of my favorite films. Rest in peace Paul Walker. His chemistry with Vin Diesel is amazing. Who remembers the dramatic Gridiron Gang featuring Xzibit? Have you seen the very funny Central Intelligence?

Dwayne Johnson has a long road behind and in front of him. He's come a long way since his World Wrestling Entertainment days. On a side note, who could forget: If you smell what the Rock is cooking? What is more, the 44 year old is only scratching the surface of his potential greatness.

I highly recommend watching Hercules. Hercules showcases The Rock's strengths, literally. Indeed, the celebrity is physically fit but let's not forget his acting strength as well. It takes a certain degree of skill in order to consistently score big and win fans over at the box office.

Maybe, 2017 may be an even better year for Dwayne Johnson than 2016. Fast 8, Baywatch, and Jumanji are highly anticipated movies debuting next year. I hope you stick around for more fun at Guru Jay. If you enjoyed reading this post, check out How Dwayne Johnson and Will Smith Made Their Names Famous.

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Should Camila Cabello Launch Solo Career?

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Should Camila Cabello Launch Solo Career?

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Right now, the best thing about Fifth Harmony is Camila Cabello. She is the talk of the town. Everyone wants to know if the songstress will start a solo career. I believe a Fifth Harmony breakup is inevitable. The real question is when will Camila gear up her launching pads.

For the record, I urge Fifth Harmony to stay the course because the female group could be bigger than both Destiny's Child and the Spice Girls. However, I understand logistics and the music industry. Managing 1 ego in showbiz opposed to 5 is a lot simpler, don't you agree? Plus, the record label would have an easier time splitting the money 4 ways.

Can you imagine Fifth Harmony without Camila Cabello though? What would they sound and look like without the lead singer? Who would takeover as the new face of the team? Clearly, this young entertainer has made a major name for herself in a short span of time.

I'm also on record saying if the celebrity can become another Beyonce then by all means let's break them up. Let's not stay together for the sake of an Al Green song. Jokes aside, Guru Jay is all about promoting the crème de la crème in entertainment. Senorita Cabello has proven she's worth it.

Now we can blame Shawn Mendes or Machine Gun Kelly. We can point fingers at Taylor Swift and others. But what good would that do?

We can compare the 5'2” Latina with Zayn. If Zayn hadn't left One Direction, then Pillowtalk would have never been a smashing hit. Aren't you interested in what this Cubana can do on her own?

We've seen Selena (Mexico), Shakira (Colombia). Maybe, it's time for Camila *Cuba.

After spending time reading the tea leaves, I've determined Camila Cabello is determined to leave Fifth Harmony and launch a solo career for the betterment of entertainment. 

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Is Michael Bublé Music's Supermoon?

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Is Michael Bublé music's supermoon?

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Michael Bublémay be the best Christmas season singer of all time. He compares favorably with the likes of Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, and Mariah Carey. Without question, his Christmas album makes Guru Jay's top 5. What more does Michael Bubléhave left to prove?

Plus, as a singer/celebrity his star power shines/glows like a supermoon. For some reason, whenever it snows I think about Bublé. Does he build a compelling case for mother nature and environmental lovers to consume or what? You must love how much the I Believe In You celebrity believes in you all- his fans.

Additionally, The Nobody But Me singer understands how to be himself in front of many others. He doesn't mind being selfish sometimes, which is a good thing. Now, arrogance is another thing all together. He doesn't currently lead 2.43 million Twitter followers by accident.

Moreover, this talented Canadian born musician has won 4 Grammys. Did you know Bubléis a naturalized Italian citizen as well? In other words, his music literally has international reach and global appeal.

“Don't know what the country's coming to. But in Rome do as the Romans do. Will you on an evening in Roma.” Dean Martin said it best: Sott'er Celo De Roma, but Michael Bublé's version is still great.

According to NASA, skywatchers haven't seen a supermoon this close since 1948. Likewise, music enthusiasts won't hear of another Michael Bubléfor generations. Maybe, Michael Bublé really is music's supermoon.

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Harry Connick Jr. and the New Orleans Connection

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Have you seen Harry Connick Jr.'s new talk show? The former American Idol judge hosts the self-titled Harry show. It's a fun and upbeat show similar to Ellen DeGeneres's The Ellen Show.

I've seen Harry multiple times. I watched him today right before TMZ Live. Maureen McCormick from the Brady Bunch was his main guest. Everybody in attendance had a good time. Plus, the viewers at home (including me) were pleased.

Near the end of the recording, Harry performed a beautiful song and played the piano. Few people in TV and showbiz are multitalented. What is more, no one can deny his masterful skills.

Born and bred in New Orleans, this celebrity's calling card is his likability. Everybody loves Raymond and Harry too. Connick Jr. possesses the pizzazz. Like Bradley Cooper, he mixes up the gumbo. The secret ingredient is charisma.

Good Morning America's Michael Strahan was bestowed the same gift. I call this the Like Factor. All Harry has to do is smile a little. That's all. And, he'll possibly replace Billy Bush on the Today show.

Millions of people all around the world want entertainment value with their viewership. They need personalities to latch unto, identify with, and support. Now that Oprah's retired, fans crave evermore.

I feel Harry Connick Jr.'s talk show might not last 5 seasons, but his brand will last 5 more decades. They will compare him to Tony Bennett. The question is who will be his Lady Gaga.

How It Ends

You hardly ever see someone making strides, leaps, and bounds in both music and TV. Without question, his name belongs on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He's too talented to be put on the back burner.

You see, Harry Connick Jr. succeeds because he's well connected. Harry Connick Jr. succeeds because of the New Orleans connection. Ellen, Lil Wayne, and all the money makers were born and bred there.

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The 1-2-3 of Music: Elvis, Michael Jackson, and Prince

BY: GURU JAY

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Music makes the world go 'round. Hear what I'm saying, now. Everything can potentially become music to your ears. The way she speaks to you in that special tone is music. The way our car engine rumbles is music.

Guru Jay thinks he has figured out the world. Let me elaborate some more. Let's start the show!

Today's blog is all about music and greatness. Who is the greatest music artist? Maybe, Elvis, Michael Jackson, and Prince in that order.

A better question is who's music makes the world go 'round the most. I feel that's a difficult question to answer because first of all what defines the world? Are we living under the same sun but in two different worlds?

I've climbed a different mountain than you. I've seen Hollywood stars through a different set of lens. Did you know I wear glasses? Not prescription but sunglasses because I'm cool. And you ladies and gents are the coolest fans on the Planet Earth. I know I've got some cool fans on Mars by now. Shout out to Elon Musk and Google.

Put it to you this way. Like Elvis, I can't help falling in love with you and some things are meant to be. You're meant to read GuruJay.com right now.

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Where are my Michael Jackson fans? You all are the most precious on the globe. Happy Belated Halloween! Because this is “Thriller, Thriller, Night. You're fighting for your life!”

Maybe, Prince was the greatest because he owned all his work. The artist known by a symbol was a true businessman. He left behind wealth in terms of financial and musical.

Maybe, nobody can be better than Elvis. In total, Elvis sold approximately 1 billion records. So it's safe to say if alive he would be a billionaire. What is more, he has nearly 1 billion fans. It seems like there a billion Presley impersonators. Plus,the Blue Suede shoe salesman leads a quarter million Twitter followers.

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Michael Jackson has 76 million Facebook likes. Prince made Purple Rain and the rest is history. To conclude, I've come to a conclusion that Elvis, Michael Jackson and Prince made the world go 'round with their music.  

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Amy Winehouse: Music Industry's Angel

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Amy Winehouse: Music Industry's Angel

Amy Winehouse was England's Janis Joplin. Without question, Amy is singing with the angels now. Winehouse and Joplin may very well be recording duets produced by Saint Peter himself.

The legendary songstress established a legacy of greatness. This celebrity was one of a kind in a full house of Hollywood stars. You see the spotlight shined on her everyday. Also, no one can question her amazing abilities.

I highly recommend Amy (2015) because the documentary film showcases the entertainer's originality. You'll like how the music artist became unique. Plus, you'll appreciate her vocals much better after seeing this expert performer go to work.

At her peak, she wasn't more popular than Britney Spears; but that didn't matter. All that matters is the music she gave to the world. And the music she gave was a life of empathy and kindness.

In a sense, Amy's name is synonymous with music. Scratch that. Amy means music in every language!Plus, like Lady Gaga the young lady was fearless and she made bold moves.

Winehouse passionately crooned. Maybe, she was best known for Back to Black or back to Rehab. So the story goes...In her own words to paraphrase a bit “Yes I been black but when I come back...they tried to make me go to rehab. I won't go.” She said NO NO to celebrity rehab.

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What Chuck Berry is to Rock and Roll, what Bono is to U2, Amy Winehouse was to Neo Soul. She developed new sounds in the studio booth and on the concert stage. Who can deny Amy Winehouse her legendary status? She rightfully claimed her throne in England like Janis did in America.

In a nutshell, Amy meant the world to the music industry because she pioneered a creative sound. Her vocal chords stretch toward the heavens. It is my honor and privilege to write this tribute to a great soul.

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Keeping Up with the Joneses Movie Review

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Keeping Up with the Joneses Movie Review

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Where's Guru Jay been you say? I was on vacation because everybody is entitled to a break. Thank you for giving me one.

Well do I have a blog for you today or what. This is my Keeping Up with the Joneses movie review. For starters,I feel the writing is phenomenal.

It's like a full course meal in every way. Zach Galifianakis performs above expectation. And that guy...ahem from Mad Men Jon Hamm delivers the good and services on a silver platter.

You must love the cool soundtrack. I sure do. Here's a movie about change. We all go through changes. I had to change a tire the other day.

Plus, it is a movie filled with laughter from start to finish. The comedy is absurd at times. You'll love rich scenes and suspenseful moments. I thoroughly enjoy the plot, especially the tongue teaser. There are Snakes BUT not on a plane.

To put things in perspective, I saw it today. Yes the day of the World Series. If you've been following my Twitter @IamGuruJay you know I love baseball by now.

Anyway, the movie stars shine bright lights. The acting is great. Overall, I liked my day at the theaters. There were many thespians there in my audience.

And it's the audience's response that makes a movie or a blog or a website fantastic. While I'm on the word fantastic, the director did a fantastic job. And the producers made the most out of their budget.

If you want to see a crowd-pleaser, then Keeping Up with the Joneses is your movie. After careful consideration, I give the film editing an A-. It is truly excellent entertainment. There are bad actors and some I assume good.

This is well executed and lively. Here's something I would watch with my family for a second time. Give it three stars out of five.

Rotten Tomatoes got it wrong. Keeping Up with the Joneses should make $100 million in a fair world. Will it make it that far? I don't have an answer for you. I'm only a Guru,who knows one thing and one thing only and that is...question everything.

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My Bob Dylan Story

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Times are a changing. Oh was Bob Dylan right. I've been hard at work trying to create a masterpiece.

Right now, I'm writing on the back of typing paper with an ink pen. Before this I started writing the Bob Dylan story on my Apple computer. In other words, I took my precious time on this blog and I accept star treatment.

You see, most writers just go to Starbucks, drink their Grandes, and write their blogs. Well at Guru Jay, I create original entertainment stories which will blow your mind. Maybe, I might just show the behind the scenes creation. I've written over 400 blogs and each one is different. It's a piece of me. So with that said. Here you go, my friend.

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It's official. Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize in Literature. What more can the 75 year old accomplish?

Some people don't win a prize, let alone a Nobel Prize. We're rewarded for our efforts sometimes. Other times we work and work and work like Rihanna and nothing happens. That's when you gotta pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and make it happen. In the end, longevity can come.

The legendary Bob Dylan made things happen; and, he's making it happen right now. His boots were made for walking but this ain't a Jessica Simpson song. Yes, Bob Dylan sings things. No, I can't get you his autograph.

It seems music (everything, really) is taken too literal today. Beyonce says Becky with the good hair and everybody automatically assumes she's referring to an actual person. We need more metaphors in music such as Dylan's Like a Rolling Stone. Moreover, Like the Rolling Stones say “You can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need.” You see Bob Dylan's music doesn't fall on deaf ears. 

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The Dynamic Acting of Cameron Diaz

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The Dynamic Acting of Cameron Diaz

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Someone is walking into the tallest building downtown and he's creating a scene. It appears there's a blonde woman with him. What's that? The woman is a badass like Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu. Plus, she's comparable to Reese Witherspoon.

Oh, it's O.K. That someone happens to own a magazine. And that woman he's with is none other than the one and only Cameron Diaz. Every now and then, people require imagery like this as much as their thirst for water.

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Moreover, milk does the body good. If there's a lady who's all that it's Cameron Diaz. Cameron's body of work reminds you of Sofia Vergara because like Sofia it's hot. Although she's not technically a comedienne, Cameron cracks you up in movies such as Bad Teacher. Maybe, the Hollywood actress could be casted in the Hot Pursuit sequel.

For what it's worth, Cameron Diaz doesn't look a day over 36. I guess Ben Stiller was right. There's something about Mary foreal. Diaz even wrote a book spilling her perfect body secrets.

Also, there's no business like showbiz. This actor shows how hard work pays off over time. According to sources, her networth is about $140 million. In other words, Cameron Diaz doesn't have to work anymore.

How do you calculate the entertainment value of this celebrity? Where do I begin? Cameron is energetic and fantastic. Plus, she is a people person and maybe a people pleaser.

It's always a joy seeing Cameron Diaz smile. She's so sweet. Only Julia Roberts has a sweeter smile.

Who thinks they should do Charlie's Angels one more time? I think Diaz would do it.

We love Cameron Diaz for the same reason we love Jennifer Aniston. She is like a Friend. Do you get it? I'll wait for that to sink in.

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All the Planets Orbit Around Miley Cyrus

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All the Planets Orbit Around Miley Cyrus

Howdy! Miley Cyrus is her name and music is her game. I wonder if the Dead Petz celebrity has any pet peeves. Anyway, let's start the show.

Fans were Partying in the U.S.A. when Miley Cyrus became a Voice coach. I've watched this season of the Voice so far, mainly for Miley. Wasn't that clever how the singer enlisted Dolly Parton in order to form her team? Who wouldn't want to be chosen for Team Miley?

In addition, Miley Cyrus will remain on my VIP list forever. I support my celebrities and I'm loyal without a doubt. Even when she marries Liam Hemsworth, I will still like her because she's hot. No matter what I'm down for the Cyrus cause.

Plus, I love Miley's personality. The entertainer is nonjudgmental. She can sing her ass off; and bake a cake at the same time. What?!

You could argue Miley Cyrus is in the process of building a bigger name than Britney Spears. All the planets orbit around Miley Cyrus. Right now, she has 31 million Twitter followers. Britney is beating her with 47 million. However, things change.

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Did Britney Spears ever show Miley Cyrus love? Probably not because the music industry is more competitive than Harvard. You see Britney is back in business, and that makes Miley her competition. Check out Britney Spears: Back In Full Swing at your leisure.

Also related are Why Christina Aguliera Is the Voice and How Adam Levine Is Different. You can find all these and more inside the Guru Jay Archives.

Wouldn't it be great to see these two collaborate? I don't care if they sing along together or if Britney only sings background vocals. All I want is to see them work side-by-side on something. Shout out to Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj. Let's make it happen. A man can dream... All the planets orbit around Miley Cyrus.

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Take Stock In America Ferrera

BY: GURU JAY

Take Stock In America Ferrera

Are you a fangirl or entertainment junkie? Then, you're at the right place. Guru Jay is a celebrity website providing you music, TV, and Hollywood exclusives.

Who are your favorite celebrities? How do you introduce yourself to famous people? Maybe, Guru Jay has written about your favorite celebs already. Just take a look through the archives and search the website. Trust me, more is to come.

What would TV entertainment be without individuals such as America Ferrera at the forefront? Right now, America Ferrera is making rounds on entertainment talk shows everywhere. You learn a lot about celebrities every time they make appearances. This Latina's appearances are worth their weight in gold.

Plus, America Ferrera is worth the wait... in line. The Superstore sitcom has entered its second season, thanks in large part to America's presence. Believe it!

I watch the Superstore every week because America Ferrera gives me everything I need. Superstore is a funny show based on reality. Ferrera does a fine job showcasing her superior attributes and features.

How many actors are on her level? She has received major acting roles from Ugly Betty to the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants due to her dedication. Whether you are a TV actor, theater performer, or movie star you admire America's abilities. Ferrera appreciates the privilege to perform.

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Did you know America Ferrera is an avid runner. In fact, the young actor has participated in a few triathlons.

I feel people may underestimate America Ferrera because she's such a sweetie. Still, the power of name recognition should not be underestimated. She is easily one of the top celebrities in entertainment today. What is more, consultants have carefully molded her good girl image.

The dear sweetheart has come to everybody's attention. America Ferrera is in the news for good reason. She is a showbiz princess. That's why you should take stock in America Ferrera.

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