Who Are Your Favorite Real Housewives?

BY: GURU JAY

Do you want to blowup overnight? Is it your time to shine and be famous? Would you like to have your own reality TV show? 

Can you picture the camera crew literally waiting all day for you to BLOW UP? You see blowing up can take on multiple meanings. Anyway, let's put more meaning behind our words; and at the same time don't take someone's bullshit too literal. 

You don't have to watch a reality show to know we don't live in a drama free world. But, there's hope thanks to Hollywood. Instead of concentrating on all the violence, you can choose to focus on Exhibit A: Kim Kardashian or Exhibit B. Kylie Jenner. 

In the words of the Beatles, give peace a DAMN chance! You see that I put a twist on it. The fact is reality TV allows an escape from the real world.

Are you a single mother? It's hard paying rent sometimes. It's a struggle but be "thankful for what you got and keep on pushing." Curtis Mayfield told us that.

Are you a housewife? You can just relax and be yourself. Feed the kids. Get them off to school. 

Then, go shopping. Get a manicure and pedicure. Cook dinner. Clean house. 

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Now, it's time to party. So, Sh-shake your money maker. The only caveat is it is all on tape for everyone to see. But you get a fat check at the end of the day. 

Here's an idea. Why not make a private reality show right now? Call it Me-Time.

Do you watch the Real Housewives? Who are your favorite stars? What franchises do you like better? My two favorites are Bethenny Frankel and NeNe Leakes. I like New Jersey (RHONJ) and Atlanta (RHOA) and Beverly Hills (RHOBH) more than the rest.

If you asked me, I had enough of Wendy Williams. Bring back the Bethenny talk show. I think they didn't want to pay full value for Bethenny and settled for Wendy. Chime in your comments.

I am Guru Jay launching into orbit in 5-4-3-2-1!

Who Prefers Khloe Kardashian?

BY: GURU JAY

It's hard Keeping Up with the Kardashians. There are so many Kardashians to choose from. Do you want to know how to be like Kim? Will Robert marry Blac Chyna? Who prefers Khloe?

Whenever I ask people who their favorite Kardashian is, they say “Khloe” the majority of the time. What is it about Khloe Kardashian that people find fascinating? Is it sheer good looks? I believe I know the answer.

Khloe represents the ideal woman. Her body type isn't too perfect. In other words, it's achievable. She worked hard for her body and she treats it right.

Also, the celebrity’s personality suits the average person best. Out of all the Kardashians, people can relate to her the most. Plus she keeps it real.

Khloe can play any part given, but she plays herself. It makes the Paparazzi’s day to spot this celeb in a tight bikini. TV and showbiz is not the same without Kim’s little sister.

You must admire Khloe’s supportive and caring nature. She goes beyond the calls of duties. She’s a trooper, who understands what being a family unit is all about. The Kardashians/Jenners were able to profit from their thriving entertainment business by working together.

Give Kardashian extra credit for style. She stays in the news because making a fashion statement is a top priority. What is more, Khloe makes it look so easy. But it’s not easy keeping Kylie Jenner on track.

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What color do you like Khloe’s hair? Maybe, you’re a gentleman who prefers blonde. Perhaps, you like it au naturel. Celebrities must constantly maintain their appearances, because when they don’t it’s broadcasted to the whole world.

I prefer Khloe Kardashian because she causes less drama. Life’s too short to nitpick over everything. Khloe doesn’t ask for much. She just wants what Christina Aguilera wants… “whatever makes me happy sets you free.”

I am Guru Jay launching into orbit in 5-4-3-2-1!